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Sunday, August 19, 2012

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who i am

supreme overlord: who am i?

im the red eye jedi, the shadow warrior, the sultan of sting.

im the awkward silence in your conversation, the silent moment of embarassment in your introduction, the reluctance you have before taking the plunge. im the raspberry stain on your white t shirt, the chewing gum stuck to your shoe, the piece of hair found in your meal.

im the shadow stalking your every step, the reason youre afraid of the dark. im the cigarette being smoked on the petrol station forecourt, the powerline your kite gets caught in, the support beam that is waiting to drop the ceiling on you.

im the itch on the roof of your mouth, im the stone in your shoe, im the inconvienient truth you wish never existed.

im everything youre not and everything you wish you were.

and im not going anywhere.

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